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| "The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They're urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.
Campers should be alert for signs of fresh bear activity, and they should be able to tell the difference between Black Bear dung and Grizzy Bear dung.
Black Bear dung is rather small and round. Sometimes you can see fruit seeds and/or squirrel fur in it.
Grizzly Bear dung has bells in it, and smells like pepper spray!"
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| "This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done"
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| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that
the computer had said that it ''could not find the printer.'' The user had even tried turning the computer
screen to face the printer—but his computer still could not 'see' the printer.
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| "Teacher: Ali was cycling to school. He saw a dead man. Now, who can make that into a sentence?
Student: Ali saw a dead man cycling to school."
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| "A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: ""You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box.""
The blonde answered, ""No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."""
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